“We are sorry for the delay to this service.”

“We are sorry for the delay to this service. . . ” Not what you want to hear when you’ve got up early to get a head start on the working week. With the previous train cancelled, as my now delayed train rolled in, space on this the 7.39am London bound train was no doubt going to…

What people fail to mention about a new baby . . . (In rhyme)

High on hundreds & thousands, embarrassed by the amount of toys in our playroom and hoping I don’t have to go near a cake pop for quite some time, I have finally come out of the fog of Christmas, a 1st and 4th birthday, and numerous party celebrations. Yes two kids born in Jan was…

L’Eau de Softplay

  “Like a soft play on a spring day.” Now if you are a parent this statement might muster up all sorts of thoughts and imagery, if you are not then maybe you don’t really know what it is, or perhaps you have no opinion. Personally, as much as soft play may be the chance…

My Dad made a porno

  Apparently there is a popular podcast doing the rounds at the moment called “My Dad wrote a porno”.  A colleague mentioned this yesterday morning on the way to a meeting. My immediate internal response was, “Did I write that?”, at which point I blurted out ,”My dad made a porno!”. My colleague looked at me stunned…