Wherefore art thou summer?

Standing on the platform, the wet wind blowing in my face. Seriously summer you’re an absolute disgrace!It all started well with a heatwave back in June, But alas we live in Britain and it was gone too soon.Around me I see people decked in scarves, jackets and boots.Grown men stand shivering in their thin grey…

Commuter Arse

If you were expecting to read an ode on a pert, pretty behind; I'm afraid that's not exactly what I have in mind.  This is a tale that is not for the faint hearted. It's about my disgust when somebody farted. My Monday began on a rather packed train. It seems one fellow passenger was…

The Lady with the Dragon Umbrella

There’s a woman on my platform, a commuter like you and me, But there’s something a little different about her, why don’t you look and see.  She’s dressed in her smart work suit, an expensive handbag by her side,  Waiting seriously and patiently, for her London Midland ride.  But the reason she has caught my…

“We are sorry for the delay to this service.”

“We are sorry for the delay to this service. . . ” Not what you want to hear when you’ve got up early to get a head start on the working week. With the previous train cancelled, as my now delayed train rolled in, space on this the 7.39am London bound train was no doubt going to…